{ nixos-hardware, ... }:
let
  config = name: system: additional: {
    inherit name;
    value = {
      inherit system;
      modules = [
        {
          networking.hostName = name;
          nixpkgs.hostPlatform = system;
        }
      ] ++ additional;
    };
  };

  filesystem = fsType: path: device: options: {
    fileSystems.${path} = {
      inherit device fsType;
    } // (if options == null then { } else { inherit options; });
  };

  fs.mergerfs = filesystem "fuse.mergerfs";
  fs.btrfs = filesystem "btrfs";
  fs.ext4 = filesystem "ext4";
  fs.vfat = filesystem "vfat";
  swap = device: { swapDevices = [ { inherit device; } ]; };

  cpu = brand: { hardware.cpu.${brand}.updateMicrocode = true; };
  qemu =
    { modulesPath, ... }:
    {
      imports = [ "${modulesPath}/profiles/qemu-guest.nix" ];
    };
in
{
  universal.modules = [
    (
      {
        pkgs,
        lib,
        ...
      }:
      {
        environment.systemPackages = with pkgs; [ mergerfs ];
        hardware.enableRedistributableFirmware = true;
        networking.useDHCP = lib.mkDefault true;
      }
    )
  ];

  personal.modules = [
    {
      services.fwupd.enable = true;
    }
  ];
}
// builtins.listToAttrs [
  (config "capsaicin" "x86_64-linux" [
    (cpu "intel")
    (fs.btrfs "/" "/dev/disk/by-uuid/a1a32f8b-847c-4349-8743-05d25950db1d" null)
    (fs.btrfs "/mnt/hdd1tb" "/dev/disk/by-uuid/1b1451cd-89ce-4daa-afdb-37ceecbb9484" null)
    (fs.ext4 "/mnt/hdd500gb" "/dev/disk/by-uuid/d7a35003-4b60-4a5e-b87a-af7c18eefe04" null)
    (fs.vfat "/boot" "/dev/disk/by-uuid/5C2E-B6F1" null)
    (swap "/dev/disk/by-uuid/16f09a9c-74ef-4a32-b9c0-d3948d76f3a0")
    {
      boot.loader.systemd-boot.enable = true;
      zramSwap.enable = true;
      boot.initrd.kernelModules = [ ];
      boot.initrd.availableKernelModules = [
        "xhci_pci"
        "ahci"
        "usbhid"
        "sd_mod"
      ];
      boot.kernelModules = [
        "usbmon"
        "v4l2loopback"
      ];
      boot.extraModulePackages = [ ];
    }
  ])
  (config "menthol" "x86_64-linux" [
    (cpu "intel")
    (fs.btrfs "/" "/dev/disk/by-uuid/1a254d99-6480-4557-b3e8-e8ee745f5832" null)
    (swap "/dev/disk/by-uuid/455a7c78-fdc3-4dbb-b9f2-9518d960191b")
    {
      boot.loader.grub.enable = true;
      boot.loader.grub.device = "/dev/sda";
      boot.initrd.kernelModules = [ ];
      boot.initrd.availableKernelModules = [
        "xhci_pci"
        "ahci"
        "sd_mod"
        "rtsx_pci_sdmmc"
      ];
      boot.kernelModules = [ "kvm-intel" ];
      boot.extraModulePackages = [ ];
    }
  ])
  (config "glucose" "x86_64-linux" [
    (cpu "intel")
    (fs.btrfs "/" "/dev/disk/by-uuid/abbb549e-19b4-4855-b3c7-0b81ab784b74" null)
    (swap "/dev/disk/by-uuid/dc948ee6-94fb-49b2-94d4-317aa41f1a9d")
    {
      boot.loader.grub.enable = true;
      boot.loader.grub.device = "/dev/sda";
      boot.initrd.kernelModules = [ ];
      boot.initrd.availableKernelModules = [
        "xhci_pci"
        "ehci_pci"
        "ahci"
        "sd_mod"
      ];
      boot.kernelModules = [ ];
      boot.extraModulePackages = [ ];
    }
  ])
  (config "fructose" "x86_64-linux" [
    (cpu "intel")
    (fs.btrfs "/" "/dev/disk/by-uuid/e1b611e6-485f-4c2e-81fa-2fbcb3a7f1ba" null)
    (swap "/dev/disk/by-uuid/83c561a1-08b9-4b48-bdfc-102098fd2059")
    {
      boot.loader.grub.enable = true;
      boot.loader.grub.device = "/dev/sda";
      boot.initrd.kernelModules = [ ];
      boot.initrd.availableKernelModules = [
        "xhci_pci"
        "ehci_pci"
        "ahci"
        "sd_mod"
      ];
      boot.kernelModules = [ ];
      boot.extraModulePackages = [ ];
    }
  ])
  (config "aspartame" "x86_64-linux" [
    qemu
    (fs.ext4 "/" "/dev/disk/by-uuid/2def7bee-b1e3-49ea-b46c-33f272aaa5b2" null)
    {
      boot.tmp.cleanOnBoot = true;
      zramSwap.enable = true;
      boot.loader.grub.device = "/dev/sda";
      boot.initrd.availableKernelModules = [
        "ata_piix"
        "uhci_hcd"
        "virtio_pci"
        "virtio_scsi"
        "sd_mod"
      ];
      boot.initrd.kernelModules = [ ];
    }
  ])
]